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(Old Man Kelsey’s Woods, USA) March 28, 2016—Today, Ernest T. Bass announced his candidacy for President of the United States of America.

Mr. Bass was standing alone near the east end of Old Man Kelsey’s Lake, just past the wood barn that once belonged to Ben Weaver and his wife Margaret, to declare his candidacy.

To support Mr. Bass and his run for the White House, we humbly ask that you help him spread the word, and consider owning the one and only ever Ernest T. Bass for Presadent T-Shirt, designed by ET Bass (with his misspellings because we didn’t have the heart to correct him).  shop now!

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  • Sherry K Walleye March 29, 2016, 9:41 am

    I just recently started watching The Andy Griffith Show on Netflix and have rediscovered Mr Ernest T Bass. I think he would be an excellent president. It would sure help him court girls if nothing else. His defense budget would be small since rocks are free. We’d need a lot of rocks though. 😮

    Who is his VP?

  • William April 11, 2016, 7:21 pm

    Ernest T. Bass for President: self- reliant, good common sense, no super pac, great sense of humor, can’t be bribed, loves music and dancing, none too serious… Working class clever and my hero… I’ll campaign for you!

  • sonia May 19, 2016, 8:35 pm

    soooo funny would make a better president then the clowns that are running for office now

  • BRIAN Tucker August 11, 2016, 5:52 pm

    I would vote for him before I’d vote for Trump like Barney Fife would say he’s a NUT

    • David Morris August 12, 2016, 7:29 pm

      Hands down, Ernest T. would make one of the best presidents ever.

      • Sheri MANN De AVILA August 13, 2016, 12:24 pm

        Ernest T would make a better presadent than most and why not give him a CHANCE TO PROVE HOW OUTSTANDING HE IS!!!!!

  • Marty Gitlin September 14, 2016, 9:34 am

    I would love for Ernest T. Bass to be president. He could fly over Old Man Kelsey’s ocean in his diplomatic visits.

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