{"id":427,"date":"2016-03-28T23:41:58","date_gmt":"2016-03-29T04:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/?p=427"},"modified":"2016-04-07T21:18:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T02:18:54","slug":"ernest-t-bass-declares-candidacy-for-president-of-the-united-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/2016\/03\/ernest-t-bass-declares-candidacy-for-president-of-the-united-states\/","title":{"rendered":"ERNEST T. BASS DECLARES CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Old Man Kelsey\u2019s Woods, USA)\u00a0March 28, 2016\u2014Today, Ernest T. Bass announced his candidacy for President of the United States of America.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Bass was standing alone near the east end of Old Man Kelsey\u2019s Lake, just past the wood barn that once belonged to Ben Weaver and his wife Margaret, to declare his candidacy.<\/p>\n<p>To support Mr. Bass and his run for\u00a0the\u00a0White House, we humbly ask that you help him spread the word, and consider owning the one and only ever Ernest T. Bass for Presadent T-Shirt, designed by ET Bass (with his misspellings because we didn&#8217;t have the heart to correct him). \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/store\/t-shirts\/\">shop now!<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/store\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-444\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-444 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/ETB-4-PRESIDENT.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"533\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/ETB-4-PRESIDENT.jpg 533w, https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/ETB-4-PRESIDENT-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/store\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-376\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Old Man Kelsey\u2019s Woods, USA)\u00a0March 28, 2016\u2014Today, Ernest T. Bass announced his candidacy for President of the United States of America. Mr. Bass was standing alone near the east end of Old Man Kelsey\u2019s Lake, just past the wood barn that once belonged to Ben Weaver and his wife Margaret, to declare his candidacy. To [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-427","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-howard-morris"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s4Ro-6T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":582,"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions\/582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ernestt.com\/bass\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}